A Message From Joe

by Shel

JOSEPH: Anthony I tried calling you today to see if you're still looking to work from home? Just text me back (yes) if you're still looking and I'll send over our information.
Joseph

The Writer: My dearest Joe,

I'm so sorry you have been spending your days searching for an answer, any answer, that would end the suffering you've endured. Alas, your search does not stop here. You see, you've encountered another barrier to finding the answers you seek, unfortunately I am not Anthony. I've known many a men by that name, but I don't believe any of them would be suited for the work-from-home lifestyle. See, they prefer a career that encourages a greasy hand and a wrench to one that requires a more delicate touch.
Anywho, I'm rambling. I hope you find your Tony, I regret not being of much help.

Sincerely never your Anthony,

El